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Xander : Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades. Buffy : He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier. Buffy : Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed. Buffy : I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone's like, 'I like your mini pizzas,' but I'm telling you, I am Giles : interrupts Uh, uh, Buffy!

I-I believe the Are you sure there's nothing you want to share? Xander : Yeah? Well, those of us who were born with feelings are gonna do something about this. Willow : No, Xander's right! My God, you people are all Well, I'm upset, and I can't think of a mean word right now, but that's what you are, and we're going to the factory! Willow : stops and confronts him, shaking her finger I knew it!

I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural! Willow : Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man!


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It's disgusted Cordelia! The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer. Willow : No. It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me. Her anger takes over and she kicks him extremely hard in the crotch. Angelus grabs his groin and moans in extreme pain. He collapses to his knees. Buffy turns her back on him and walks away. Xander : trying hard to stay cool Yeah. Why don't you come back during the day? Oh, gee, no, I guess you can't. Angelus : threateningly If I decide to walk into Buffy's room, do you think for one microsecond that you could stop me?

Xander : Maybe not. Maybe that security guard couldn't either. Or those cops But I'm kinda curious to find out. You game? Angelus : pauses Buffy's White Knight. You still love her. Xander : fighting his nervousness You're gonna die. And I'm gonna be there. Xander : Come on, Will. Look, you don't have a choice here. You gotta wake up. I need you, Will. I mean, how am I gonna pass trig, you know?

You're my best friend. You've always He looks at her for a long moment, looks away for an instant and then at her again, struggling with his emotions. Xander : to Giles Check it out. The Watcher is back on the clock. Giles slips on his glasses And just when you were thinking career change, maybe becoming a. Oz : leans back in his chair We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny? Oz : Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, nods to Cordelia dip, Cordelia smiles less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Giles : Unbelievable. Isn't it pretty? Xander : Yeah, we should face it, Will. You and I are gonna be in neighboring rest homes while I come over so you can adjust my, um My, uh Well, I can't think of anything that's not really gross. Cordelia : I don't see why your pathetic need to recapture your glory days gives you the right to splinter my vote. Buffy : How can you think it's okay to talk to people like this?

Do you have parents? Xander : I know. I know. It's just Willow : sighs What are we gonna do? I mean, we have to do something. This is all our fault. Willow : flustered Because: we felt so guilty about the fluke, we overcompensated helping Cordelia, and we spun the whole group dynamic out of orbit, and we're just a big meteor shower heading for Earth Xander : Okay, calm down.

Let's just put our heads together and think of something. Now, why wouldn't that be a good thing? Willow : Sometimes when you're falling to pieces, your mouth, reaches up with her hand it just does the sweetest thing. Cordelia : I hear you, you redneck moron. You got a dress that goes with that hat? Cordelia : Rip out my innards, play with my eyeballs, boil my brain and eat it for brunch? Listen up, needle-brain. Buffy and I have taken out four of your cronies, not to mention your girlfriend. Cordelia : Whatever. The point is, I haven't even broken a sweat.

See, in the end, Buffy's just the runner-up. You get me mad, gets in his face and glares at him what do you think I'm gonna do to you? Mayor Wilkins : Well, as I understand it, you're not a man Trick, I've been the Mayor for quite some time. I like things to run smoothly. This is a very important year for me. Trick: If this is the part where you tell me that I don't fit in here in your quiet little neighborhood, you can just skip it 'cause, see, that all got old long before I became a vampire.

Do you know what I'm saying? Xander : The number of a qualified surgeon to remove the British flag from his butt? Jack : angrily I'm gonna carve you up and serve you with gravy. You piss me off, boy. Now you pay the price. First the eyes, then the tongue. I'm gonna break every one of your fingers. Xander : I know what you're thinkin'. Can I get by him? Get up the stairs, out of the building, seconds ticking away I don't love your chances. Xander : Yeah, looks like. So I guess the question really is Xander : Yeah, but this is different. Being blowed up isn't walking around and drinking with your buddies dead.

It's little bits being swept up by a janitor dead, and I don't think you're ready for that. Maybe I'm not just some doormat person. Homework Gal. Willow : holds up her banana defiantly And I'm eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned! Willow : interrupts, chiding gently Buff, I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me. Cordelia : Willow. Willow hands him a dollar, smiling in an amused-but-disappointed way at Giles I called ten minutes before you'd consult your books about something. You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry…was that an offensive term?

Should I have said "Undead-American"? I'll grind you into a sticky paste, and hear you beg before I smash your face. Absalom howls and charges, while Bob the big hulking vampire charges Buffy from the other side. Buffy breaks the big torch, stakes Bob with the shaft and burns up Absalom with the fire.

Mission accomplished. But believe me, that was hardly the, the worst mistake you'll ever make. Xander : Simple deduction. Calendar is reasonably dollsome, especially for someone in your age bracket. She already knows that you're a school librarian, so you don't have to worry about how to break that embarrassing news to her. Buffy : And she's the only woman we've actually ever seen speak to you. Add it all up and it all spells 'duh'. Buffy : I couldn't believe Angel. He was acting all jealous, and he wouldn't even admit it.

Cordelia : Xander? I just wanted to thank you for saving my life.

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What you did in there was really brave and heroic, and I just wanted to tell you if there was anything that I could ever do to Jenny : Um, I might be a little late tomorrow. Do you think you could cover my class till I show? Willow : suddenly worried Oh, wait. W-what if they don't recognize my authority? What if they try to convince me that you always let them leave class early?

What if there's a fire drill? What if there's a fire? Jenny : reassuringly Willow, you're gonna be fine. And I'll try not to be too late, okay? Willow: calmer Okay. Earlier is good. Or make 'em run laps? Willow : Ira Rosenberg's only daughter nailing crucifixes to her bedroom wall? Cordelia : Willow, faces them, arms crossed are you aware that there are no fish in your aquarium? Buffy : You know, Cordelia, we've already done your car. Call it a night if you want.

Cordelia : Right. And you know I'd do the same for you if you had a social life. Buffy : Open your eyes, Mom. What do you think has been going on for the past two years? The fights, the weird occurrences.

How many times have you washed blood out of my clothing, and you still haven't figured it out? Buffy : No, it doesn't stop! Do-do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? God, even studying! But I have to save the world Xander : That's right, he was! Willow : Well. Snyder : If that word is Buffy, then I have two words for you: 'good' and 'riddance'. Now, if you don't mind, I have an appointment with the Mayor. Giles : Buffy Summers is a minor, and is entitled to a public education.

Your personal dislike of the girl does not legally entitle you to Snyder : interrupts Why don't you take it up with the city council? You're powerful in local circles, but I believe I can make life very difficult for you, professionally speaking. And Buffy will be allowed back in. He tries to go again. Giles grabs him by the lapel and shoves him back into his filing cabinet. Cordelia : What's going on? Is the world ending? I have to research a paper on Bosnia for tomorrow, but if the world's ending, I'm not gonna bother.

Giles : desperately You can't walk home alone, Buffy. It isn't safe. Cordelia : faces Giles Did something take her memory? Cordelia : surprised Of course. Willow : Well, it's just He's, he's unemployed! He, the dead guy, was-was propped up, like whatever killed him wanted to drain the blood out of him. Hello dating a guitarist, - or I - was. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse.

Willow — and Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh? Yeah, I was playing paintball. And then the aftershocks No, I mean Affecting a bad Texan accent No. No, sir. Spike : Well. What do I spy with my little eye? A demon. That would be. Giles : turning around, fists up Go on, then. Let's get on with the fighting-- You understand me? Spike : No, you're speaking Fyarl. I happen to speak Fyarl. You just come over all demony this morning? Giles : As a matter of fact, I did. Thanks to Ethan Rayne. You have to help me find him. He must undo this and then he needs a.

Spike : steps closer and flicks cig away Oh, I like money. How much? Spike : A hundred dollars? You'll have to do a lot better than that. You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Restore formatting.

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Only 75 emoji are allowed. Display as a link instead. Clear editor. Upload or insert images from URL. Reply Sign in to follow this. Recommended Posts. April 1, Share this post Link to post. April 4, Spike: Out. April 6, April 7, Buffy: My God. Willow: Man, just ascend already.

Willow: Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya? Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz! April 10, And some of you will be fish! I was wondering about that. Like food, water, maybe a compass?

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April 12, I just posted a bunch of stuff about The Prom in the season 3 thread! You're welcome! Always glad to talk about The Prom, and glad you like it too. April 13, Edited April 13, by decembar April 14, I have a lot of favorite Buffy quotes but my all time favorite is in Season 2 "Becoming Part 1" Whistler "Bottom line is, even if you see em coming you're not ready for the big moments. You'll see what I mean" And Buffy in Becoming Part 2 when she's fighting Angel and he has her cornered and goes on about how when everything is taken away than what is left and Buffy says "me" And in "Real Me" Harmony "So slayer, at last we meet!

You half-wit. A lot. Edited April 14, by decembar No, no! Please feel free to vent on the Dawn hate! I do lean more towards Angel, but this was just adorable But still, I thought a full-on mutiny, complete with deliberately hurtful words from people who's collective asses she's saved multiple times over was beyond the pale.

April 22, So many Spike quotes, so little time There's also: "Who do you kill for fun around here?

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You made a bear! Spike: "Because you do that. You're the goody-good guys. You're the bloody freakin' cavalry. Edited April 22, by Dianthus. May 21, From 'Beer Bad', a much derided episode filled with some excellent lines! Buffy: I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of Willow: You didn't.

Not with Parker again. Buffy: No. Willow: Four? Oh, Buffy, are you OK? Do you want to talk about it? Buffy: I went to see Xander. Then I saw Parker. Then came Willow: And then group sex? Buffy: Pffft Just lots and lots of beer. May 22, May 30, I mock you with my monkey pants! May 31, You're the Big Bad. Glory: "I'm a God. June 11, Some of my favorites from "Earshot. Giles: Feel up to some training? Giles: Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem, if you Buffy: Oh, come on. What am I, Saint Buffy?

He's like three feet tall. Willow: The school paper is edging on depressing, lately. Have you guys noticed that? Oz: I don't know. I always go straight to the obits. January 6, January 27, Xander: Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon? Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon. Xander: Why? Can he hurt me? Giles: No, it's just February 22, Edited February 22, by Jack Shaftoe. March 9, March 10, July 7, July 8, She's lucky she's hot, that's all I'm saying. July 9, Willow of Oz's lycanthropy ; "3 days a month I'm not much fun to be around either" Oz; "I'm a werewolf in love".

July 10, The Mayor on seeing Faith in her dress ; "Oh my, aren't you a vision! August 28, Giles : My calculations are precise. Buffy : Nuh! They're bad calculations! Willow : Buffy has a really important date. Buffy : Owen! Buffy : Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm. Willow : Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy or, or some ducks?

Willow : Hyperaware? Willow : grins over 80! Buffy : amused You got it bad, girl! Xander : Hey! Nobody messes with my Willow. Angel : Oh. Look who's here. Xander : Mind if I come in? Xander : She's gone. Angel : Whadaya mean? Xander : Buffy, she's gone to fight the Master. Angel : He'll kill her. Xander : Rumor has it. Only we're not gonna let it happen. Angel : Well, what do you propose we do about it? Xander : How can I say this clearly? Angel : You're in love with her. Xander : Aren't you?

Buffy : turns to face her As defending champion, you nervous? Buffy : And this great favor is Cordelia : I'm gonna give you some advice. Get over it. Buffy : Excuse me? Buffy : I think it's about time you start minding your own business. Cordelia : It's long past. Buffy : turns and goes Nighty-night. Buffy : What happened? Buffy : Where are the others? Xander: vehemently If they hurt Willow, I'll kill you. Giles : Just don't be late. Buffy : Have I ever let you down?

Giles : Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare? Buffy : Vampires are creeps. Giles : Yes, that's why one slays them. Jenny : Xander. Xander : Willow, come on! Xander : I know it's weird Xander : Look, I was gonna tell you. Willow : Gee, what stopped you?

Could it be shame? Xander : All right, let's overreact, shall we? Willow: But I'm Xander : Willow, we were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much. Angelus : You can't do it. You can't kill me. Buffy : Give me time.

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Xande r: Visiting hours are over. Angelus : Well, I'm pretty much family. Angelus slaps the flowers against Xander's chest. Angelus: Tell her I stopped by. Xander : I love you. August 29, Cordelia : What's the difference? I agree with arsob. Happy Penguin Day!! Been a member for 9 yrs. My sister has gotten me hooked on them. Try again next week. I have not seen it anywhere. Been looking. Why does Pogo tell some people things and others nothing.

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